Yee-Haws and Hells Naws Vol. 2

Okay, maybe just Hells Naws. We've been too stressed out over planetary notions that not only have we failed to update, we've become angry nihilists.


Hells Naw to idiots in San Marco that are unaware of the fact that sidewalks are for walking on, not for parking on! Every time I'm in San Marco, which is often, some jerk(s) is always parked on the sidewalk next to the Firehouse Subs. I know that the sidewalk slopes down to the ground in that area, and for some people that might be confusing, but there is still an obvious distinction between the sidewalk and the street. I know it's petty, but I don't feel like anybody should have to put up with this. It's extremely aggravating when you're casually walking down the sidewalk, and all of a sudden there is a gigantic SUV in your way. Just incase you didn't know (though I thought it was common knowledge), there is a parking lot BEHIND the Firehouse Subs that always has parking spots. Join me in my rally cry, "SOS: Save Our Sidewalks!" -MM



Hells Naw to Tom Gallagher for Governor. Please shut up. I hate you and your conservative, pro-censorship, push to make Florida officially part of the Bible Belt, campaign commercials. According to Gallagher, all adult billboards should be taken down, because as a father, he should not have to explain their meaning to his son. What bullshit. Gallagher, you are only stunting your child's intellectual development, by keeping them in the dark. "No, Little Tommy. Sex doesn't exist. Haven't you ever noticed that even your Cabbage Patch Kid doll doesn't have a belly button? He too was delivered by the stork." You should be ashamed of yourself as a politician, Gallagher. Before you want to start preaching to me about the importance of censorship, please brush up on the First Amendment. -MM



Hells Naw to the ruin that has taken over the stretch of Ft. Caroline from Monument to Whompi Drive. I always used to complain about how one lane each way along here was terrible enough, especially around five thiry, but that was before the complete displacement of the entire marshland habitat. ALL of the trees are gone. Down into the water in some places, which I don't understand. The flooding there is bad to begin with. Not to mention, Ft. Caroline is now officially the ugliest road in a twenty mile radius of my house. AND the traffic in the morning sucks. Because the only time to do construction is morning rush hour. I sat there for twenty minutes this morning and moved maybe half a mile. Hell naws, this is a whole different issue. Hold on.

HELLS NAW to morning rush hour construction.

Hells Naw (Horror Continued) Also, there are two huge mountains of sand/dirt/lost socks on the corner of St. Johns Bluff and Ft. Caroline that scare the living daylights out of me. Mystical? Yes. Threat of high wind sandstorms? Yes. Really fast dump trucks all over the two lane road? Yeah, those too. -AA

-Mopey Mandarin and Apathetic Arlington