Wednesday, September 06, 2006

Wah Wah Wahn-Dixie

Stop the angry e-mails already. We're lazy and selfish and boring and busy and procrastinators. We are also girls so you boys be nice if you want your family legacy to live to see the next decade. Now, here's an update for all you wild and crazy kids.


Winn-Dixie VS. Loser-Dixie
Remember that whole "we're getting better" thing? Well, they don't seem to. Here's to all Winn-Dixie stores everywhere sucking. They are dirty, the employees are unhelpful, and I get nervous even thinking about eating their food. Which is the worst thing possible for a supermarket chain. I've been to more than my fair share of different locations, and they are all the same. I like the self-checkout lanes though; I get a kick out of those. Loser-Dixie all the way; I just can't get over it.

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Lack of substance? Yes. Food poisoning? No.
WhAtEvS, Apathetic Arlington

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

What about that antiseptic smell that smacks you upside the head when you first walk thru the door? Vive Le Publix!

Dr. Bobb said...

My last day in Winn-Dixie was three weeks ago, when I arrived shortly after a homeless person had taken a dump in aisle 10. I would have been GLAD for an antiseptic smell.

Anonymous said...

You gotta' be out of your tree. The Winn Dixie store in our town here in the panhandle of Florida is wonderful. If you wanta' talk dirty store and spiteful employees, let's talk about our local WalMart. The pits!

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